a tale of tails, tenacity, and tedium, as told by me, usually barefoot and bellowing

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Quote Of The Year

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

7 comments:

mrscravitz said...

WOW! How true! I just love this quote!

Carla said...

AMEN!!!! If only the 'menfolk' would get that through their thick skulls!!! Life would be SO much easier:)

My fav part of your quote
'If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.'

allhorsestuff said...

((((HAR))))
KK

lytha said...

that's wonderful! i try my best as a new wife to make meals that are enjoyable, and keep the house clean and tidy so he doesn't have to worry about it. a smile, with "i love you" every day, well, we don't celebrate valentine's day, cuz shouldn't that be more than once a year? just, please, no baby..

~lytha in germany

Christy said...

Oh yes! Hubby will be reading this when he gets home.

Unknown said...

Now ain't that the truth?? S

Grammy said...

Oh I love it. That is great!

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